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Aphorisms, funny quotes, and censorship of expression (Pearl thoughts - 1)
Posted: 31 July 2011 at 17:39
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Dictum sapienti sat est. Enough said for clever. Some of the great sayings in this section was written by the Krasnoyarsk writer Vladimir Semenov. In his work you can look at his personal website "No compromise". Aphorisms are of two types - immaculate beautifully presented or platitudes controversy. There are moments when everything fails. Do not be alarmed - this will pass. The word "victory" I hear the triumphant sound of fools. To prepare the stew of rabbit, we must at least have a cat. Every nation has a history, for what he lacks imagination. Parents prepare us for life in a world that does not exist. A handful of facts to spoil the very good time to gossip. The most difficult war that I drove was a war with my wife, Olivia. A Macedonian Happiness - it's when you have a big, friendly, caring, loving family in another country. Money - is that occasionally pass through our hands on the way to the state treasury. Savings - the art of spending money without getting any pleasure from it. Biological age men from the fact that it shrinks from him at the word "children". Just have to choose carefully enemies. It is convenient to be stupid - excite such simple things. What is the principle? Remain convinced of mushroom poisoning after the eighth pale toadstool. Give me a fulcrum, and I'm toast. Scrabble - a man who will always find a synonym, if you do not know how to spell the word. It is not easy to put children on their feet. Especially early in the morning. Belief in justice is reduced with each paycheck. The government's solution to the problem is always worse than the problem itself. All that is written in the newspapers - the absolute truth. Except for those rare events that you've ever seen in person. Pornography - it's the harsh reality of ladies' novels ... With the characters difficult to peel the potatoes. If the neighbor wronged you - forgive him. Can not you - kill him. Vulgarity - the wit of fools. Three reliably keep a secret if two of them in the grave. Paradoxically, it often does not include the freedom of choice freedom of choice to refuse. If the result does not depend on circuit solutions - it's math, but if you depend on - it's bookkeeping. Nothing so improves the taste of home meals, as the study of the menu in a restaurant. Nostalgia - a desire to return something that we never had before. I do not avoid. I'll dispense. The most important thing in our life happens in our absence. Do you want to avoid criticism - do nothing, say nothing and be a nobody. Axe is so dangerous, that it should be sold by prescription. Harem - it serpentarium of loving wives. A man needs two years to learn to speak and 50 years to remain silent. Medicine - is the highest art to draw conclusions about the symptoms of the disease on the basis of causes of death. You can beat the best player, having a bad card and a revolver. When there is nothing to lose, you risk everything. He is a bad boss who does not want to become a slave-owner. No more careful driver than the one who forgot to house the documents. The answer to the question, what is more important - money or health, depends on what you lost. Nothing in life is not as inspiring as the fact that you shot and missed. Do not interfere in their affairs, when asked their deputies. You have not drunk for real, if you can lie down without holding the floor. Marriage is set in order to jointly cope with the difficulties which would never have happened without marriage. You have to be really a great man to stand against even common sense. Cemeteries are full of indispensable men. The woman on the ship - to the delight before a disaster. To drink to the disgrace, just a glass - or whether the thirteenth, fourteenth either. People are divided into those who make their fame and those who make their obscurity. The latter earn significantly more. Tradition - a set of solutions to problems that no one can remember. Romance - these are people who love happens more often than sex. If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. Everyday dramas are no rehearsals. Drink no official part loses its educational value. Who is sharp enough mind to laugh it off in time, he is often forced to either lie or indulge in a boring argument. N. Shamfor
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