cat's body will lie dormant until he had not applied will be the impact in the form of bowls with food or scraping the mouse.  
cat's body, bound for somewhere else, did not stop his movement there, unless a sufficiently enticing reasons to move in another direction.
cat's body is attracted to wool clothing items, the stronger the darker fabric.
Heat is always transferred from a heated body colder, if none of these bodies do not belong to the cat.
cat's body is stretched by pulling on a length proportional to the length of sleep.new_image_1_blogger
cat's body for sleep takes position as uncomfortable for sleeping nearby person.
cat's body over time to reach any surface on which there is at least something of interest for him.
cat's body will be accelerated until, until you get their.
cat's body is obliged to be in close proximity to each dish on the dinner table.
Each napkin covering any horizontal surface with the passage of time will be dropped on the floor.
cat's body will be opposed by an equal magnitude but oppositely directed, the human desire to achieve anything from a cat.
cat knows that energy can not arise from nowhere, or disappear without a trace, but because it reaches its target spending as little energy.
cat knows that energy can be stored only during sleep.  
cat knows that if a long time to watch a fridge, someone will come and would get something nice.  
Include a sheet with electrically heated, and the cat will be on it immediately.  
At rest, the cat is the most convenient place in the room. 
The probability that any chosen beforehand box will soon contain a cat, is unity.
Cat Power stimulation in proportion to its loss, multiplied by the number of people laughing.  
Any cat can drink as much milk as she pushed out the jar in a hungry state.  
The number of scratches on the furniture in proportion to its value.  
Each cat will land in the softest of the located in the vicinity.  
Every cat immersed in milk, it will replace the amount equal to its own weight minus the amount of alcohol consumed milk  
Cat's interest is inversely proportional to that spent on human effort.  
Any medicine can give a cat a kinetic energy sufficient to preododeniya gravity.  
for the cat world consists of matter, antimatter and matter ragged.  
If there is any action, action man on the nerves of the cat then definitely mastered it and will play with enviable regularity, no matter what efforts it is not worth it.  This cat ... purrs, only to give yourself pleasure.  This cat will overcome the drawbacks of the clock and wait patiently for up to three nights to spit out a ball of wool you on the bed.  This cat always climbs between you and your newspaper.  This cat knows better than Houdini to get rid of the collar and he knows a lot of places where it can be hidden and you will never find.  This cat is more likely to eat what you eat now, even if you feed him better food than eat themselves.  This cat always knows his name, but will never admit it!  This cat loves to roll in the mud, especially after bathing shampoo - because cats prefer to care for yourself for yourself.  This cat loves to catch, torture and kill small fur animals and keep them as a gift to the owner, especially if it seems a vegetarian or so.  These cats are more likely eat the same dishes that you, not ploshek with the words "Kitty" or "The smell of tuna," because cats do not like condescension.  And I hereby Cats do not have parsley for dinner, like a cat in the ad. They would rather eat grass.  This cat will never suck. Do not ask. Not cringing.  These cats know how to produce a perfect view of his guilt.  This cat prefers to sharpen its claws on these imported oriental rugs, not cheap imitations.  This cat loves to pose in silly way, but only on their terms.  You may think that you chose yourself to a cat, but actually real cat chose you. This is because the real cat - always very nice and cute kitty in the litter. Or the cute and adorable kitten in a shelter for animals. Or the cute and charming cat, who as an adult is at your door and enters the house.  These cats love anything that smells bad, and the worse it smells, the more they like it.  Kota the present as a toilet prefer your bed and not his box.  A real cat claws are not removed. And if they are removed, it behaves as if they were still with him.  This cat never drinks voluntarily remedy for lumps of fur in the stomach, no matter what was written in the instructions.  This cat will find the smallest and throw a pill at a huge pile of food. So let it brew Cat pill - work for two. Sometimes for three.  This cat does not perform stunts and tricks.  The real cat is a place where to hide, you will never find.  This cat hates closed door.  While this cat was caught for committing something wrong, he pretends to be doing something else.  This cat talks to much. He loves parties, especially the appetizers.  The real cat is a collection of old mice of catnip, which he hides under the furniture and occasionally makes out to see how they became older.  Funny cat rules, regulations and diaries  If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve man, but would worsen the cat.